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翟按：上一篇写的时候就感到不好玩，像论文，很多朋友也有类似的感觉。抱歉了。后来念了三遍“大脑封闭”咒语，静心反思，还是自己太把这帖子当回事了。学术性和通俗性本是一对儿矛盾，大家放暑假上个网，又不是来看论文，我还是好好胡扯才对得起各位观众。因此这一篇又开始不严谨了。提醒各位，如果本帖能给大家一点学术上的启发，就已经很好了，想学真知识，回图书馆看书。<BR>另外，从上一贴起，对哈利波特的分析从民族、历史方面进入思想、哲学、神学领域，水越来越深，各位小心，身体和大脑不适的请提前退场。毕竟，英美称霸全球几百年，不只靠分析头发的颜色。我尽量把帖子写的生动点，但也请准备修炼统治术的各位，做好绕弯弯的心理准备。只能看得懂头发颜色的人，是做不了统治者的。<BR><BR>第六篇、哈利的选课2：黑魔法防御<BR>1、黑魔法<BR>今天继续八卦英国文化中的信仰元素，包括在“自由选择”的命题下，哈利和伏地魔是如何炼成的。爱看剧情分析的朋友，也可以顺便讨论一下《哈》中的各种“魔法”的原型。上一篇有点抽象，有的朋友读的很累，好吧，今天我想试试更直观的做法。前面说过，霍格沃茨是一所法学院，反过来说，法学院也是一个霍格沃茨，我作为法学院教师（以下简称法师），当然也会几段魔法。今天本法师不才，准备给各位网上教学，现场传授各位几段咒语和秘诀，以证明我这个法师确实货真价实。<BR>先把我的魔仗亮出来给大家看看：<BR><BR>五点一英寸，塑料材质，杖芯是1节7号电池，使用的时候会发出红色闪光。麻瓜们叫它激光笔或者鼠标笔。淘宝有售。<BR>（声明一下，本法师上课一直坚持使用魔杖，可惜手里没有照片，哪位我的学生给我传个上课的照片过来作证。）<BR>至于课程嘛，今天要讲的是霍格沃茨故事中出镜率最高的课程——黑魔法防御/刑诉。本法师很久没上黑防课了，不过这个学期刚刚讲过“白魔法对抗”（民诉），有我的人人状态为证，这两门课相通之处甚多，勉强客串一下还是可以的。<BR>先讲讲这门课教什么。课程名叫做“黑魔法防御”，这个名字起的就很内涵。子曰，名不正则言不顺，有些东西，起一个好名字非常重要，比如“刑法学”是研究犯罪的，我们要是给它起名“犯罪学”结果会怎样？以下摘自该专业部分人士的对话：<BR>（甲）明天要考犯罪了，复习的怎么样？（乙）杀人、抢劫都行，就差诈骗还不熟。<BR>（甲）今天犯罪老师讲得不好，到最后我还没明白拐卖妇女怎么回事。（乙）我教你。<BR>（某老师）各位同学请安静，强奸有三种学说，我分别给大家演示一下……<BR>听起来就很邪恶！<BR>霍格沃茨的教务处也考虑到这一点，“黑魔法防御”这个名称，你找不出任何不正义的地方。不过呢，前面引用假穆迪老师所说，要学好黑魔法防御，首先要直面黑魔法。本法师是学术型的法师，鄙视只有实践经验的假穆迪，再把话说的深刻一点：其实大部分黑魔法和白魔法都是一回事。<BR>某甲开枪打死某乙，是故意杀人，武警战士枪决死刑犯，是执行刑罚。开枪有什么区别吗？区别在于谁来做这件事。同样的，我们不说“国家绑架了某甲”，而是说“国家逮捕了某甲”，不说“国家掠夺了某甲的全部财产”，而是说“国家没收了某甲的全部财产”，区别也只在意义不同。黑白魔法的关系也是如此。片中哈利波特也使用过不可饶恕咒，有问题吗？为了对付伏地魔就没有问题。因为在技术层面上，黑白魔法都来源于某些基本的魔法技术，差别往往只是个“名义”。<BR>今天我们要讲解的几个咒语：夺魂咒、守护神咒、大脑封闭术、 摄神取念，其原理都来自于某个基本的魔法技术，可惜电影中没有这种魔法的名字。好在片中从哈3开始出现了一种魔法生物，摄魂怪Dementor。<BR><BR>据说这种负责看护阿兹卡班的魔法生物很可怕，凡是它经过的地方，都会被吸去所有快乐，甚至灵魂。他的法术很简单，就是张开大口去吸，这是《哈3》中哈利在火车上第一次遭遇摄魂怪的场景：<BR><BR>下面我们就从这种简单的法术开始，说明一般魔法运行的道理，再来解析各种咒语的具体含义。为了行文方便，下文把摄魂怪的法术简称为“摄魂术”。哈迷注意，这个词原作里没有，是本法师杜撰的新词。<BR>要学摄魂术，首先要理解什么是“魂”？<BR><BR><BR>
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